A Good Place to Start

So! With this post, I will officially become part of the Blogosphere, this vast, interconnected web of tangled stories, a million voices declaring a million unique identities with a trillion words. Living threads. The greatest single diary in history.
Not to sound grandiose or anything.
Anyways, before I start talking, I should just like to clarify one thing: this is not a blog for fans of the 8o's New Wave band the Talking Heads, and I, unfortunately, am not frontman David Byrne. I am, in reality, Andrew. Nice to meet everybody.
Now to talking.
I really don't know what to say. I'm new to blogs, and as such, have spent the past day or two muddling through the set-up, staring blankly at the the lay outs and puzzling over the information (why do they want to know my birth sign? is the blog going to tell my fortune?) But really, its just the fact that the whole thing's different from Facebook, and its a bit of a tech shock. Its like reading a manual from Canada that has just enough French in it to confuse the hell out of you (ok, I'm exaggerating a bit. just a bit though)
But I've just started. I've got all the time in the world. God willing, a lot of things will be posted. Some will be poems. Some will be rants. There may be a screenplay. You never can tell with these things. To be perfectly honest, I really don't think anyones going to read this.
But, to be perfectly honest, that isn't the point, is it?

I'll be coming back soon.